Britney's Decsion 2008

Oprah wants Barack to win.

Oprah is pretty powerful. I better vote for him.

Jessica Alba wants Hillary.

Jessica is pretty, so perhaps that's the way I should vote.

Although McCain is supported by Arnold. He's so strong, and strong people always find some way to win a fight.

But smart people can out-think the strong ones. Oprah is smart. Perhaps Barack is smart. I should vote for smart people.

But Hillary is a woman. Woman need a chance. And Cameron Diaz says that woman need a voice. I like Cameron. Does that mean I should vote for Hillary?

Although McCain is old...and old people are smart. But Hillary is old too.

And Hillary was in US Weekly. That has to count for something.

But Barack was in Style. I like Style. I think I'm stylish, so why am I even considering any of the others. Oprah is stylish, and she wants Barack. I'm stylish, so I should vote for him.

He is kinda cute. Cute has to count for something.

Hillary is kinda pretty. I should probably vote for someone I want to look at.

McCain isn't very attractive. I guess I shouldn't vote for him.

But Micheal Chriton likes McCain. I've read all his books. Maybe it's best to go with someone who likes to read. I think I can read. Although Micheal Chriton isn't that hard to read. Maybe McCain isn't that smart after all.

Ellen wants Hillary. Ellen dances on her show. I dance really well. Hillary it is then...

But Oprah has more money. And that means Barack has more money. I like money, and I think our President needs to have cash on hand.

Although Hillary like gummy bears and Cheetos. I definitely like gummy bears and Cheetos. I also like soda pop. I wonder if she likes Coke or Pepsi?

That could make her fat though. I don't think I want a fat President. She couldn't fit into those Chanel suits that all leaders have to wear.

I don't really like Chanel suits.

Barack doesn't wear Chanel suits. I think he wears Hugo Boss...or Prada.

I should vote for someone who wears Prada....but it would be nice if he also liked gummy bears and Cheetos.

I wonder if McCain likes Cheetos.

I better do some more research.

I'll decide later...American Idol is almost on.

Now, who should I vote for tonight?